Fool's News

On April fools day, hilarious jokes and gags are best said.And yesterday plenty of newspapers from around the world decided to play pranks on their readers.
The Independent on Thursday reported that a preliminary study commissioned by the European Organization of Nuclear Research looking into the feasibility of using London's 23km long circle line subway tunnels for another Large Hadron Collider. If the scheme goes ahead the two proton beams would collide at Westminister station, directly below the Porticullis House, the office of more than 200 MPs
The Sun claimed that it had developed a new printing technology by which it could inject flavors into the newspaper. Readers were urged to taste a blank spot on one of the sheets and guess what it tasted like, and mail their responses.
The Sidney Morning Herald said that football star David Beckham was lured to coach the Australian football team by a basket of fruits. Beckham was quoted as saying, "The pineapples and bananas sent by the Football Association Australia made me realize that I was really appreciated by the Aussies as I don't get such good treatment back home. ABC Radio followed it up with an impersonator being interviewed on air.